Well, I'm the captain, Mal, my wit is dry
I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try
I live by one law: Murphy's -- and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, I'm the first mate, Zoe, I always survive
Like my career after Cleopatra 2525
I'm the hottie who'll kick your a**, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Zoe's husband Wash, I'm one lucky guy
I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly
I'm the comic relief on the wind, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Jayne, the hero of Canton, I'm one studly guy
Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die
Oh yeah -- I don't have a good side, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Kaylee the engineer, I know what to do
I'm the overs**ed grease monkey snarky savant Mary Sue
I'm in lust with Simple Simon, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Simon, the doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves:
I'll lock him in a room with my sister, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm River...
I think...
There's a 29.22% chance that this verse won't scan
But rewriting it in iambic -- oooh, dancing!
I'm Inara, the Companion, in love with Mal -- who knows why
He always calls me a who*e, I guess he's shy --
And nothing will ever happen, 'cause so am I, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah...
I'm Shepherd Book, the token... religious guy
I've got a great left hook and I think like a spy
All that Barney Miller paid off, and you know why, yay-hey
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, I'm Joss Whedon, the creator, yeah, that's me
The only one to compare is J. Michael Straczynski
I thank you all for watching Serenity, yay-hey
Buy my DVD, buy my DVD, buy my DVD
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
I'm Brannon Braga, and I'm the Star Trek guy
Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye
Joss got it right in one -- I hate that guy, yay-hey
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....
Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye
It's been a lot of fun, but I've gotta fly
I've set aside fifteen hours, and you know why, yay-hey
To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....