Tom Smith (2) - I'm On Firefly lyrics

Well, I'm the captain, Mal, my wit is dry I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try I live by one law: Murphy's -- and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... Well, I'm the first mate, Zoe, I always survive Like my career after Cleopatra 2525 I'm the hottie who'll kick your a**, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm Zoe's husband Wash, I'm one lucky guy I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly I'm the comic relief on the wind, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm Jayne, the hero of Canton, I'm one studly guy Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die Oh yeah -- I don't have a good side, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm Kaylee the engineer, I know what to do I'm the overs**ed grease monkey snarky savant Mary Sue I'm in lust with Simple Simon, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm Simon, the doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves: I'll lock him in a room with my sister, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm River... I think... There's a 29.22% chance that this verse won't scan But rewriting it in iambic -- oooh, dancing! I'm Inara, the Companion, in love with Mal -- who knows why He always calls me a who*e, I guess he's shy -- And nothing will ever happen, 'cause so am I, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah... I'm Shepherd Book, the token... religious guy I've got a great left hook and I think like a spy All that Barney Miller paid off, and you know why, yay-hey I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... Well, I'm Joss Whedon, the creator, yeah, that's me The only one to compare is J. Michael Straczynski I thank you all for watching Serenity, yay-hey Buy my DVD, buy my DVD, buy my DVD Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... I'm Brannon Braga, and I'm the Star Trek guy Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye Joss got it right in one -- I hate that guy, yay-hey He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah.... Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye It's been a lot of fun, but I've gotta fly I've set aside fifteen hours, and you know why, yay-hey To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah....