I am the emperor of the highway
I wield the universal will
One might chance to overlook on my divineness
Unless i'm sitting in the imperial poupe de ville
I am the emperor of the highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as i please
For i am the emperor of the highway
Hold!
Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars
Better that i should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a regal road hog
I am the emperor of the highway
(where did you ever get that gas s**ing pig of a car?)
This time my friend, you are outcla**ed
(any real man would drive a stick shift)
For my uncle is the duke of the state police
(cut me off again and i will punch your lights out)
And he will place his royal boot upon your a**
(this is my exit, we shall meet another day)
Don't forget who's emperor of the highway
For i am the emperor of the highway!