Todd Rundgren - Emperor Of The Highway lyrics

I am the emperor of the highway I wield the universal will One might chance to overlook on my divineness Unless i'm sitting in the imperial poupe de ville I am the emperor of the highway Strapped with foolish mortals such as these I need never indicate my intentions I can stop and go and turn just as i please For i am the emperor of the highway Hold! Methinks that thou hast driven too far I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars Better that i should drive a wheelchair or jog Than to be blown off by a regal road hog I am the emperor of the highway (where did you ever get that gas s**ing pig of a car?) This time my friend, you are outcla**ed (any real man would drive a stick shift) For my uncle is the duke of the state police (cut me off again and i will punch your lights out) And he will place his royal boot upon your a** (this is my exit, we shall meet another day) Don't forget who's emperor of the highway For i am the emperor of the highway!