U-O-Y sevol natas
Uoy... uoy...uoy...uoy...
Mummy, she don't love you
Uoy...
'Cos you remind her of your dad
Uoy...
Teachers, they don't love you,
Uoy...
They get paid to call you bad
Uoy...
Government, it don't love you
'Less it's facing re-election
Pop star, he don't love you
'Less you lick his gnarled erection.
U-O-Y sevol natas
Well the gun lobby says it loves you,
But they say that guns don't k**
Christians say they love you,
Only 'cause it's the Lord's will
Sadists say they love you
Only if you don't want them to
Masochists say they love you
If you promise to hate them too.
U-O-Y sevol natas!
U-O-Y sevol natas!
Who loves you, pretty baby
Who's gonna help you through the night?
Who loves you, pretty mumma
Who's always there to make it right?
There's only one person who loves you
Break the code and understand
Play all those records backwards
Of those heavy metal bands.
f** me! f** me! Lord Jesus,
The temperature's minus fifty
You've never seen vomit so green
And your head's done the full 360.