U-O-Y sevol natas Uoy... uoy...uoy...uoy... Mummy, she don't love you Uoy... 'Cos you remind her of your dad Uoy... Teachers, they don't love you, Uoy... They get paid to call you bad Uoy... Government, it don't love you 'Less it's facing re-election Pop star, he don't love you 'Less you lick his gnarled erection. U-O-Y sevol natas Well the gun lobby says it loves you, But they say that guns don't k** Christians say they love you, Only 'cause it's the Lord's will Sadists say they love you Only if you don't want them to Masochists say they love you If you promise to hate them too. U-O-Y sevol natas! U-O-Y sevol natas! Who loves you, pretty baby Who's gonna help you through the night? Who loves you, pretty mumma Who's always there to make it right? There's only one person who loves you Break the code and understand Play all those records backwards Of those heavy metal bands. f** me! f** me! Lord Jesus, The temperature's minus fifty You've never seen vomit so green And your head's done the full 360.