Whatareya?
You're a yob or you're a wa*ker -
Take your f**ing choice;
So who is your favorite genius:
James Hird or James Joyce?
You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wa*ker club.
You thought I meant table top dancing?
You're a yobbo, bub.
What are ya? Yob or wa*ker?
wa*kers once used mobile phones,
But now that's sorta changing;
And yobs once lived in cottage homes
Ain't social change amazing?
If a yob and wa*ker want a girl,
The wa*ker guy will get her -
Both or them are equally ugly,
But the wa*ker hides it better.
A wa*ker fights inequality,
And for people's rights;
A wa*ker fights cla** prejudice.
A yobbo just fights.
Yob or wa*ker - wa*ker or yob -
Pa** me the brush to tar ya;
Make your choice then live your life:
Come on, pal: what are ya?