Whatareya? You're a yob or you're a wa*ker - Take your f**ing choice; So who is your favorite genius: James Hird or James Joyce? You ever seen a live performance? Join the wa*ker club. You thought I meant table top dancing? You're a yobbo, bub. What are ya? Yob or wa*ker? wa*kers once used mobile phones, But now that's sorta changing; And yobs once lived in cottage homes Ain't social change amazing? If a yob and wa*ker want a girl, The wa*ker guy will get her - Both or them are equally ugly, But the wa*ker hides it better. A wa*ker fights inequality, And for people's rights; A wa*ker fights cla** prejudice. A yobbo just fights. Yob or wa*ker - wa*ker or yob - Pa** me the brush to tar ya; Make your choice then live your life: Come on, pal: what are ya?