f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, he's a f**ing motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, he's a total motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, f**ing f** the motherf**er
f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**ing pope
f** the motherf**er, and f** you motherf**er
If you think that motherf**er is sacred
If you cover for another motherf**er who's a kiddie f**er
f** you, you're no better than the motherf**ing rapist
And if you don't like the swearing this motherf**er forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then f** you motherf**er, this is language one employs
When one is f**ing pissed at mother f**ers f**ing boys
And I don't give a f** if calling the pope a motherf**er
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has nowt to do with other f**ing godly motherf**ers
I'm not interested right now in theological debate
There are other f**ing songs, and there are other f**ing ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other f**ing days
But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie f**er
Then pope or prince or plumber you're a f**ing motherf**er
And I don't give a f** what any other motherf**er
Believes about Jesus and his motherf**ing mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other f**ers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of f**ing moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherf**er, can expect some f**ing wrath
When it turns out you've been f**ing us in our motherf**ing a**es
So f** the motherf**er, and f** you motherf**er
If you're still a motherf**ing papist
If he covered for a single motherf**er who's a kiddie f**er
f** him, he's as evil as the motherf**ing rapist
And if you look into your motherf**ing heart and tell me true
If this motherf**ing stupid f**ing song offended you
With its filthy f**ing language and its f**ing disrespect
If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the possibility
that The pope protected priests when they were getting f**ing fiddly
Then listen to me, motherf**er, this here is a fact
You are just as morally misguided as that motherf**ing
Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid f**ing hat
[If the Pope Owned a Disco]
If the pope owned a disco no-one would come
Because they won't allow gays there
Who'd start the dancing?
Who'd start the dancing?
Who'd start the dancing?
Who'd start the dancing?
If the pope owned a disco
If the pope owned a disco
If the pope owned a disco
Who'd start the dancing?
If the pope owned a disco
If the pope owned a disco
Who'd start the dancing?
If the pope owned a disco