Tim Minchin - Pope Song lyrics

f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, he's a f**ing motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, he's a total motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f**ing f** the motherf**er f** the motherf**er, f** the motherf**ing pope f** the motherf**er, and f** you motherf**er If you think that motherf**er is sacred If you cover for another motherf**er who's a kiddie f**er f** you, you're no better than the motherf**ing rapist And if you don't like the swearing this motherf**er forced from me And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity Then f** you motherf**er, this is language one employs When one is f**ing pissed at mother f**ers f**ing boys And I don't give a f** if calling the pope a motherf**er Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate This has nowt to do with other f**ing godly motherf**ers I'm not interested right now in theological debate There are other f**ing songs, and there are other f**ing ways I'll be a religious apologist on other f**ing days But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie f**er Then pope or prince or plumber you're a f**ing motherf**er And I don't give a f** what any other motherf**er Believes about Jesus and his motherf**ing mother I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other f**ers While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others But if you build your church on claims of f**ing moral authority And with threats of hell impose it on others in society Then you, you motherf**er, can expect some f**ing wrath When it turns out you've been f**ing us in our motherf**ing a**es So f** the motherf**er, and f** you motherf**er If you're still a motherf**ing papist If he covered for a single motherf**er who's a kiddie f**er f** him, he's as evil as the motherf**ing rapist And if you look into your motherf**ing heart and tell me true If this motherf**ing stupid f**ing song offended you With its filthy f**ing language and its f**ing disrespect If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter But if you find me more offensive than the possibility that The pope protected priests when they were getting f**ing fiddly Then listen to me, motherf**er, this here is a fact You are just as morally misguided as that motherf**ing Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid f**ing hat [If the Pope Owned a Disco] If the pope owned a disco no-one would come Because they won't allow gays there Who'd start the dancing? Who'd start the dancing? Who'd start the dancing? Who'd start the dancing? If the pope owned a disco If the pope owned a disco If the pope owned a disco Who'd start the dancing? If the pope owned a disco If the pope owned a disco Who'd start the dancing? If the pope owned a disco