Your love for me is not debatable
Your s**ual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you
You don't have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you
You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly [float] away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
Your thighs and bu*tocks are so holdable
You always do just what you're told-able
And if we argue you just fold-able
Controllable, consolable you
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you 'round to watch the football
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Refutable, commutable you
You're never sensitive or tickly
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
It's known as static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you
Your skin is so smooth - I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts with the pump of my bike
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you
Any s**ual position's feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you
You don't complain about my hairy back
Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... ooh
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a...
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
And I won't let you down a hallway