Tim Minchin - Inflatable You lyrics

Your love for me is not debatable Your s**ual appetite's insatiable You never ever make me waitable Delectable, inflatable you You don't have problems with your weight at all You never steal food off my plate at all I never have to masturbate at all Unstoppable, inflatable you You never seem to menstruate at all So you're not angry when I'm late at all I feel permanently felatable Unpoppable, inflatable you With you in my arms I feel we could just fly [float] away With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown We could just float forever whatever the weather Whenever my inflatable lover's around Your thighs and bu*tocks are so holdable You always do just what you're told-able And if we argue you just fold-able Controllable, consolable you My mates all reckon you are suitable I took you 'round to watch the football And Steve and Gary said you're rootable Refutable, commutable you You're never sensitive or tickly When I rub you my skin goes prickly It's known as static electricity Felicity when I'm kissing you Your skin is so smooth - I couldn't afford you with hair You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych To know if you get down I just perk you right up With a couple of squirts with the pump of my bike You never wake up when I snore at all A trait which I find quite adorable You have a box and you are storable Ignorable, back-doorable you Any s**ual position's feasible Although you don't bend at the knees at all Your hooters are so firm and squeezable Increasable, un-creasable you You don't complain about my hairy back Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack You're not disgusted by my furry crack Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... ooh Now birth control is not an issue I clean it all off with a... I bet my jealous friends all wish you Were insatiably, inflatably theirs Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down And I won't let you down a hallway