i got a day job
a night job
a high job
a low job
i even got a blow job
i got all kinds of jobs
i got a day job
a night job
a lift job
a k** job
i even got a real job
i got all kinds of jobs
will it be a hair net?
or maybe a telephone headset?
today is friday isn't it? hell yes!
today's the day I get all my checks
(let's see, 5 + 10, that's 15, + 25, that's 40. 40 + another 40 is 80 + 25 is 110. (No it's not.))
i got a day job
a night job
a hurt job
a hem job
i even got a rim job
i got all kinds of jobs
around the corner and down the street
i got all kinds of jobs
on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet
i got all kinds of jobs
i wish i could quit and do what i love
i got all kinds of jobs
but bein' myself don't pay none
i got all kinds of jobs
if you got a shilling
i'm ready and willing
if you got a euro
i'll harness my burro
for a couple of yen
i'll say where and when?
i get off at nine
so i can start at ten
or maybe ten-thirty
depending on the traffic
i worked two jobs today
let's make it a hatrick
cuz three is the magic number
and i like to get paid playin' table tennis under
under the table tennis x3
(35 + 10, 45. 45 + another 50 is 105. 105 + 16)
under the table
i got a day job
a night job
a yes job
a no job
i even got your job
cuz you got laid off
i got all kinds of jobs
around the corner and down the street
i got all kinds of jobs
on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet
i got all kinds of jobs
i wish i could quit and do what i love
i got all kinds of jobs
but bein' myself don't pay none
i got all kinds of jobs
around the corner and down the street
i got all kinds of jobs
on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet
i got all kinds of jobs
i wish i could quit and do what i love
i got all kinds of jobs
but bein' myself don't pay none
i got all kinds of jobs