Tim Fite - Jobs lyrics

i got a day job a night job a high job a low job i even got a blow job i got all kinds of jobs i got a day job a night job a lift job a k** job i even got a real job i got all kinds of jobs will it be a hair net? or maybe a telephone headset? today is friday isn't it? hell yes! today's the day I get all my checks (let's see, 5 + 10, that's 15, + 25, that's 40. 40 + another 40 is 80 + 25 is 110. (No it's not.)) i got a day job a night job a hurt job a hem job i even got a rim job i got all kinds of jobs around the corner and down the street i got all kinds of jobs on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet i got all kinds of jobs i wish i could quit and do what i love i got all kinds of jobs but bein' myself don't pay none i got all kinds of jobs if you got a shilling i'm ready and willing if you got a euro i'll harness my burro for a couple of yen i'll say where and when? i get off at nine so i can start at ten or maybe ten-thirty depending on the traffic i worked two jobs today let's make it a hatrick cuz three is the magic number and i like to get paid playin' table tennis under under the table tennis x3 (35 + 10, 45. 45 + another 50 is 105. 105 + 16) under the table i got a day job a night job a yes job a no job i even got your job cuz you got laid off i got all kinds of jobs around the corner and down the street i got all kinds of jobs on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet i got all kinds of jobs i wish i could quit and do what i love i got all kinds of jobs but bein' myself don't pay none i got all kinds of jobs around the corner and down the street i got all kinds of jobs on the palms of my hands and the soles of my feet i got all kinds of jobs i wish i could quit and do what i love i got all kinds of jobs but bein' myself don't pay none i got all kinds of jobs