Arnie was a carnie shot out
Don't make him mean
Ran away from home
The day he turned 13
His mama was half Cherokee
His pa an Irish mutt
Loved to drink cheap whiskey
Then kick young Arnie's bu*t
[Chorus:]
Only drink on days that end in "y"
Only drink on days that end in "y"
Only drink on days that end in "y"
It's no wonder he is the way he is
Well Arnie turned a drunkard like mommy
Arnie's ma never had a real home
He still hates the one he saw
His mama was half Cherokee
His pa an Irish mutt
Loved to drink cheap whiskey
Then kick young Arnie's bu*t [Chorus]