Arnie was a carnie shot out Don't make him mean Ran away from home The day he turned 13 His mama was half Cherokee His pa an Irish mutt Loved to drink cheap whiskey Then kick young Arnie's bu*t [Chorus:] Only drink on days that end in "y" Only drink on days that end in "y" Only drink on days that end in "y" It's no wonder he is the way he is Well Arnie turned a drunkard like mommy Arnie's ma never had a real home He still hates the one he saw His mama was half Cherokee His pa an Irish mutt Loved to drink cheap whiskey Then kick young Arnie's bu*t [Chorus]