Walked to the 7-Eleven
Thought I'd do some window shopping there
No intention of buying anything
I looked at an expensive item
I picked it up carefully
Making sure to hold onto the gla** part
Then the bottom just fell out
And the whole thing went crash
You break it, you buy it
We prosecute them all
Shoplifting is a crime
Two-way mirrors on the wall
I slipped by the 7-Eleven
My hat over my eyes
As not to be noticed
Or even recognized
You break it, you buy it
You break it, you buy it