Walked to the 7-Eleven Thought I'd do some window shopping there No intention of buying anything I looked at an expensive item I picked it up carefully Making sure to hold onto the gla** part Then the bottom just fell out And the whole thing went crash You break it, you buy it We prosecute them all Shoplifting is a crime Two-way mirrors on the wall I slipped by the 7-Eleven My hat over my eyes As not to be noticed Or even recognized You break it, you buy it You break it, you buy it