Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows,
'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your an*s.
All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street,
They wa*k you with their feet!
Sole-ful, corny and discreet, here on Alabaster Street,
They wa*k you with their feet!
Ooh!
They'll perform it with or without sweat socks,
The extra bonus is the lint on your co*ks!
an*l toeing with the elite, here on Alabaster Street,
Your satisfaction: complete!
"Aw! Get some instep around it, love!
Come on, put a little elbow-grease in that foot!
Make it like the million-man march!
Ooh, nice rigid corns.
Aw, ooh, saucy!"