Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows, 'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your an*s. All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street, They wa*k you with their feet! Sole-ful, corny and discreet, here on Alabaster Street, They wa*k you with their feet! Ooh! They'll perform it with or without sweat socks, The extra bonus is the lint on your co*ks! an*l toeing with the elite, here on Alabaster Street, Your satisfaction: complete! "Aw! Get some instep around it, love! Come on, put a little elbow-grease in that foot! Make it like the million-man march! Ooh, nice rigid corns. Aw, ooh, saucy!"