[Hook: Nick]
Prom Day, devastation
2014, it was a celebration
Prom Day, devastation
Need a new carpet, I'll accept donations
Oh yeah, you know we had to do it for ya
You know we had to do it for ya
You know we had to-
Poops and cries, yelling out, "It's no lie!"
You know we had to do it for ya
You know we had to do it for ya
You know we had to
[Verse 1: Nick]
Sometimes I reflect and think about the party
Such a great night until this girl had to go potty
Hundreds of people walking through my house
Shots after shots as I heard people scream and shout
Walked in my room and what is this
A big, ma**ive pile of sh**
Ask ya girl, and she'll give you the scoop
This girl couldn't control her poop
Too many shots and she went in my room
Realized she drank too much too soon
It was 2 or 3, I forget, when she said, "I'm not gonna use the toilet"
One way if you know your party banged
Is if the color of your carpet changed
Cause what I saw was real, real spookie
A big, ma**ive pile of dookie
Next day I had to clean it up
Soap and bleach, you know wa**up
I'm not sure what this girl ate
But you could smell this poop from another state
Maybe she indulged on a fat pizzokie
That's the only thing that could explain this dookie
I'm not sure if this is what people do
Use people's rooms as a restroom
The bathroom was 10 feet away
Poop in my room, it ruined my day
The cops came and said, "Shut it down"
Then they looked at me with a giant frown
I asked if the neighbors complained, "Is that it?"
They said, "No, your house smells like sh**"
All I wanted was a brand new carpet
But it's 2015 and I still don't got it
Scrubbed and scrubbed but it stayed the same
Poop on my carpet, it changed the game
For the next couple months, I cried every night
Cause all I saw was poop and it just wasn't right
Do you know how hard it is to get dome
When you got big poop stain in your home?
When college came, I moved to a new city
But no surprise, things were still sh**ty
This girl's poop haunts me to this day
And the pain it gave me is never going away
Every Christmas, I'll go back home
Look at the poop stain when I'm alone
I checked for carpet cleaners on Yelp
If you know one personally, it may help
But the real pain was in my heart
This poop was a work of art
My message is simple for you all
When you need to go use a bathroom stall
It's not a nice thing to poop on someone's floor
Because I can never lay on my carpet anymore
The story that I'm telling is very true
And I'm warning y'all this could happen to you
I'm not sure if she hated me
Or if she hated all of the Homies
Butnext time you're at a party with your friends
Just remember this message that I send
Don't ever poop on someone's property
Just poop, before the party