The Homies - Prom Day lyrics

[Hook: Nick] Prom Day, devastation 2014, it was a celebration Prom Day, devastation Need a new carpet, I'll accept donations Oh yeah, you know we had to do it for ya You know we had to do it for ya You know we had to- Poops and cries, yelling out, "It's no lie!" You know we had to do it for ya You know we had to do it for ya You know we had to [Verse 1: Nick] Sometimes I reflect and think about the party Such a great night until this girl had to go potty Hundreds of people walking through my house Shots after shots as I heard people scream and shout Walked in my room and what is this A big, ma**ive pile of sh** Ask ya girl, and she'll give you the scoop This girl couldn't control her poop Too many shots and she went in my room Realized she drank too much too soon It was 2 or 3, I forget, when she said, "I'm not gonna use the toilet" One way if you know your party banged Is if the color of your carpet changed Cause what I saw was real, real spookie A big, ma**ive pile of dookie Next day I had to clean it up Soap and bleach, you know wa**up I'm not sure what this girl ate But you could smell this poop from another state Maybe she indulged on a fat pizzokie That's the only thing that could explain this dookie I'm not sure if this is what people do Use people's rooms as a restroom The bathroom was 10 feet away Poop in my room, it ruined my day The cops came and said, "Shut it down" Then they looked at me with a giant frown I asked if the neighbors complained, "Is that it?" They said, "No, your house smells like sh**" All I wanted was a brand new carpet But it's 2015 and I still don't got it Scrubbed and scrubbed but it stayed the same Poop on my carpet, it changed the game For the next couple months, I cried every night Cause all I saw was poop and it just wasn't right Do you know how hard it is to get dome When you got big poop stain in your home? When college came, I moved to a new city But no surprise, things were still sh**ty This girl's poop haunts me to this day And the pain it gave me is never going away Every Christmas, I'll go back home Look at the poop stain when I'm alone I checked for carpet cleaners on Yelp If you know one personally, it may help But the real pain was in my heart This poop was a work of art My message is simple for you all When you need to go use a bathroom stall It's not a nice thing to poop on someone's floor Because I can never lay on my carpet anymore The story that I'm telling is very true And I'm warning y'all this could happen to you I'm not sure if she hated me Or if she hated all of the Homies Butnext time you're at a party with your friends Just remember this message that I send Don't ever poop on someone's property Just poop, before the party