Give me some of that cotton candy watermelon flavored bubblegum
I need something to erase the taste of my previous marriage to all things courdoroy
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed but the sun was not shining
So I put on my favorite shoes and danced to the blues
I'm dancing to the blues
Saw my friends on the top of a mountain
I was looking from outer space
Using some of that new technology
Satellites and a real time-feed
I saw that they were trying to get higher
I decided I would call them up
But it seemed they were screening my phone calls
And they never, ever picked up
I'm dancing to the blues