Give me some of that cotton candy watermelon flavored bubblegum I need something to erase the taste of my previous marriage to all things courdoroy I woke up on the wrong side of the bed but the sun was not shining So I put on my favorite shoes and danced to the blues I'm dancing to the blues Saw my friends on the top of a mountain I was looking from outer space Using some of that new technology Satellites and a real time-feed I saw that they were trying to get higher I decided I would call them up But it seemed they were screening my phone calls And they never, ever picked up I'm dancing to the blues