"Hey Mike did you read the letter from Jessica?"
"You know I did man"
Now she's f**ing with Brian's head
He's screaming let me go to bed
She tells him this is all for fun
He's tired now of feeling dumb (?)
Lost in his head
And he's losing his f**ing mind
Losing all of his friends
And she's taking all of his time
Never leaving his sight
As she leads him through a day
Oo Wah oo she makes me gay
And now he's banging the same chick
Said girl right there she's in your head
She keeps him up all day and night
He's turning back on chicken fights (?!???)
Lost in his head
And he's losing his f**ing mind
Losing all of his friends
And she's taking all of his time
Never leaving his sight
As she leads him through a day
Oo Wah oo she makes me gay
Hey Brian have you heard the news
Hey Mike we gotta tell you something too
The girl we loved has fooled us both
And all she left us was this note
Lost in our heads
And we're losing our f**ing minds
Losing all of our friends
And she's taking all of our time
Never leaving our sight
As she leads us to our d**h
Oo Wah oo she makes us gay