"Hey Mike did you read the letter from Jessica?" "You know I did man" Now she's f**ing with Brian's head He's screaming let me go to bed She tells him this is all for fun He's tired now of feeling dumb (?) Lost in his head And he's losing his f**ing mind Losing all of his friends And she's taking all of his time Never leaving his sight As she leads him through a day Oo Wah oo she makes me gay And now he's banging the same chick Said girl right there she's in your head She keeps him up all day and night He's turning back on chicken fights (?!???) Lost in his head And he's losing his f**ing mind Losing all of his friends And she's taking all of his time Never leaving his sight As she leads him through a day Oo Wah oo she makes me gay Hey Brian have you heard the news Hey Mike we gotta tell you something too The girl we loved has fooled us both And all she left us was this note Lost in our heads And we're losing our f**ing minds Losing all of our friends And she's taking all of our time Never leaving our sight As she leads us to our d**h Oo Wah oo she makes us gay