I was once a sailor back in 1982
Sailed around the world inside a fibergla** canoe
Searching for the antidote that my poor heart could use
I was only seven, but it's what I had to do
And everybody says
'You can't be serious
You can't be serious, no!
'You can't be serious
You can't be serious, oh!'
I set out to find my girl, and, my girl, I found you
I would do it all again just to tie your shoe
Serious, I'm serious. Every word is true
I would do it all again just to tie her shoe
And everybody says
'You can't be serious
You can't be serious, no!
'You can't be serious
You can't be serious, oh!'