The Features - Serious lyrics

I was once a sailor back in 1982 Sailed around the world inside a fibergla** canoe Searching for the antidote that my poor heart could use I was only seven, but it's what I had to do And everybody says 'You can't be serious You can't be serious, no! 'You can't be serious You can't be serious, oh!' I set out to find my girl, and, my girl, I found you I would do it all again just to tie your shoe Serious, I'm serious. Every word is true I would do it all again just to tie her shoe And everybody says 'You can't be serious You can't be serious, no! 'You can't be serious You can't be serious, oh!'