Heatheroo, Heatheroo, I'm so sorry that you have a
Problem with people exposing themselves to you
If I had my way you wouldn't spend another day
Wonderin' where your next meal's coming from
'Cause I would bring you good news
I'd sing you songs, and shower you with
Gifts and homemade food
Heatheroo, Heatheroo
Heathery, Heather I, I'm so sorry that last night
Someone pooped in the backseat of your car
If I had my say, you can bet there'd be no way
That that person would get very far
'Cause I would nail them to the ground
To show them that's what happens when you
Mess with the coolest girl around
Heatheroo, Heatheroo