Heatheroo, Heatheroo, I'm so sorry that you have a Problem with people exposing themselves to you If I had my way you wouldn't spend another day Wonderin' where your next meal's coming from 'Cause I would bring you good news I'd sing you songs, and shower you with Gifts and homemade food Heatheroo, Heatheroo Heathery, Heather I, I'm so sorry that last night Someone pooped in the backseat of your car If I had my say, you can bet there'd be no way That that person would get very far 'Cause I would nail them to the ground To show them that's what happens when you Mess with the coolest girl around Heatheroo, Heatheroo