[Verse 1]
My boyfriend is a layabout
Everybody says I should kick him out
I don't get a thrill out of playing his mum
But I'll teach him a lesson for the stuff he's done
[Chorus 1]
I'm gonna do it
(Yeah, kick him out)
I'm gonna make the guy regret it
(Yeah, kick him out)
I'm gonna give a little lesson
(Yeah, kick him out)
[Hook]
Oh, I'm gonna hurt the guy
Yeah, I'll make him cry
He's gonna feel so sorry when I kick him out
[Verse 2]
The guy didn't leave, he's a stubborn one
He's keeping all his stuff in a tent out front
I'm pretty sure that he's living there
I just wanna get him out of my hair
[Chorus 1]
[Hook]
[Bridge]
Oh my God, it ended bad
I got a knife and cut his tent
But he came out and he was pissed
Luckily, I didn't miss
[Chorus 2]
And now I've done it
(Yeah, kick him out)
And now he's buried in the garden
(Yeah, kick him out)
I think his family really missed him
(Yeah, kick him out)
Oh, I really hurt the guy
Yeah, I made him cry
I made him feel so sorry and I kicked him out