[Verse 1] My boyfriend is a layabout Everybody says I should kick him out I don't get a thrill out of playing his mum But I'll teach him a lesson for the stuff he's done [Chorus 1] I'm gonna do it (Yeah, kick him out) I'm gonna make the guy regret it (Yeah, kick him out) I'm gonna give a little lesson (Yeah, kick him out) [Hook] Oh, I'm gonna hurt the guy Yeah, I'll make him cry He's gonna feel so sorry when I kick him out [Verse 2] The guy didn't leave, he's a stubborn one He's keeping all his stuff in a tent out front I'm pretty sure that he's living there I just wanna get him out of my hair [Chorus 1] [Hook] [Bridge] Oh my God, it ended bad I got a knife and cut his tent But he came out and he was pissed Luckily, I didn't miss [Chorus 2] And now I've done it (Yeah, kick him out) And now he's buried in the garden (Yeah, kick him out) I think his family really missed him (Yeah, kick him out) Oh, I really hurt the guy Yeah, I made him cry I made him feel so sorry and I kicked him out