Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:
Elvis f**in' Christ
Elvis f**in' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f**in' Christ
Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black ma**
I got two bra** globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:
Elvis f**in' Christ
Elvis f**in' Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis f**in' Christ
I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace
Elvis f**in' Christ
Elvis f**in' Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
Elvis f**in' Christ
Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, s** and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah
Elvis f**in' Christ
Elvis f**in' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f**in' Christ
Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:
Elvis f**in' Christ
Elvis f**in' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis f**in' Christ