The Cramps - Elvis f**ing Christ! lyrics

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin' Saw what the guy on TV said The big rock awards Crowned a brand new king It shoulda been me instead Don't they know I'm: Elvis f**in' Christ Elvis f**in' Christ Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis f**in' Christ Well I'm the 500 foot woman I run an evil big black ma** I got two bra** globes, you got to admit My animal aplomb is vast It's obvious: Elvis f**in' Christ Elvis f**in' Christ Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin' Elvis f**in' Christ I'm the captain of the cavalry I'm the queen of outer space I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace Elvis f**in' Christ Elvis f**in' Christ Bad luck'n'mack truckin' Elvis f**in' Christ Well the devil gave us Elvis Drugs, s** and rock'n'roll Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback Demonseed and banshee hole Frogs fallin' down from Heaven Thunder under Hell Trogglodynamite times seven Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah Elvis f**in' Christ Elvis f**in' Christ Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis f**in' Christ Yeah, you might go to Devry Beauty school or get a job Or you might join a devil cult O' some evil heart throb, like me: Elvis f**in' Christ Elvis f**in' Christ Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin' Elvis f**in' Christ