Hey people, all aboard the drug train!
Going to Plasteredville, Anyville, and Miltown (yaaaay!)
We're on the drug train, have a nice day (thank you)
We're on the drug train, now watch me get on board
I used to know where I was going 'till I got on board the drug train
I'm going to show you how to get on board
You put one foot up
You put another foot up
You put another foot up and you're on board the drug train
Hey people!
All across the snow-capped mountains
Down in the tranquil valleys
Open up that Golden Gate
Don't fall off this drug train now,
Woo hoo the drug train
I see Elvis with your mother on the drug train
Sherlock Holmes looks for clues
There's something to do on the drug train
Sigmund Freud is slipping and sliding
With all of your friends on the drug train.