Hey people, all aboard the drug train! Going to Plasteredville, Anyville, and Miltown (yaaaay!) We're on the drug train, have a nice day (thank you) We're on the drug train, now watch me get on board I used to know where I was going 'till I got on board the drug train I'm going to show you how to get on board You put one foot up You put another foot up You put another foot up and you're on board the drug train Hey people! All across the snow-capped mountains Down in the tranquil valleys Open up that Golden Gate Don't fall off this drug train now, Woo hoo the drug train I see Elvis with your mother on the drug train Sherlock Holmes looks for clues There's something to do on the drug train Sigmund Freud is slipping and sliding With all of your friends on the drug train.