Well I just got back and I wish I never leave now
(Where'd you go?)
Who that Martian arrival at the airport, yeah?
(Where'd you go?)
How many local dollars for a local anesthetic?
(Where'd you go?)
The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic
(Where'd you go?)
Well I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again
Wasn't I lucky and wouldn't it be loverly?
(Where'd you go?)
Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Sunday
(Where'd you go?)
I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell now
(Where'd you go?)
That natty dread drink at the Sheraton Hotel, yeah?
(Where'd you go?)
I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again
They got the sun and they got the palm trees
(Where'd you go?)
They got the weed and they got the taxis
(Where'd you go?)
The harder they come, and the home of old blue beat
(Where'd you go?)
I'd stay and be a tourist, but I can't take the gun play
(Where'd you go?)
I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again
Rudie come from Jamaica
Rudie can't fail
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie
Rudie can't fail
Rudie loot and Rudie shoot
Rudie come up then back down
Rudie come from Jamaica
Rudie can't fail
Nice guy European home
Explosive European home
Twenty four track European home
Yes he come and yes he go knows what Rudie knows