Well I just got back and I wish I never leave now (Where'd you go?) Who that Martian arrival at the airport, yeah? (Where'd you go?) How many local dollars for a local anesthetic? (Where'd you go?) The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic (Where'd you go?) Well I went to the place where every white face Is an invitation to robbery And sitting here in my safe European home Don't wanna go back there again Wasn't I lucky and wouldn't it be loverly? (Where'd you go?) Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Sunday (Where'd you go?) I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell now (Where'd you go?) That natty dread drink at the Sheraton Hotel, yeah? (Where'd you go?) I went to the place where every white face Is an invitation to robbery And sitting here in my safe European home Don't wanna go back there again They got the sun and they got the palm trees (Where'd you go?) They got the weed and they got the taxis (Where'd you go?) The harder they come, and the home of old blue beat (Where'd you go?) I'd stay and be a tourist, but I can't take the gun play (Where'd you go?) I went to the place where every white face Is an invitation to robbery And sitting here in my safe European home Don't wanna go back there again Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can't fail Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie Rudie can't fail Rudie loot and Rudie shoot Rudie come up then back down Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can't fail Nice guy European home Explosive European home Twenty four track European home Yes he come and yes he go knows what Rudie knows