[Charles Foster Offdensen/CFO]
We are running out of time
You've been trained and you've been primed
But before we send you out into the night
Accept these gifts, these munitions
They will aide your dark missions
Use them with your power and your might
[Edgar Jomfru]
Laser shooting lyric pen
Poison dart drum stick
Razor wire guitar strings
Ba** pick throwing star
Hot Topic gift card...that combined with a polymer...will explode
[Ishnifus Meaddle]
As the Prophecy foretold
The Doomstar has been born
And you all will be endowed
With a power known to none
The Dethlights are within you all
Waiting to be woken
And when the five are united
The evil will be broken
I know that you doubt yourself
But you don't have to worry, cause we believe in you...
Oh, they already see you as a leader and you can carry them into glory
But it's all up to you, you, you!
You may not know you have the power
But it's very clear to me!!
The closer you are to your brother
Then the stronger you will be--!!!
[Pickles the Drummer]
Let's not use that word 'brother'...it's weird to me
(The rest of Dethklok mutters in agreement)
[Edgar]
How dare you?! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
This is blasphemous, what you say!
He is your family, and he is your heart--
[William Murderface]
But when you say that, it feels so very gay..
[Edgar]
You must understand, that if I had my brother alive
The strength that I would have!
But you don't; you're all selfish ba*tards
And you make me sick to my stomach...
Because I do it all for my brother
Yes, my heart still burns for you...
Oh, I'd wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you
But it's too late; You know that it's true
[Edgar and Eric Jomfru]
I'll live for you, and I'll die for you
I'll love for you, and I'll cry for you
(Repeat 3x)
[Klokateers]
Do it all for my brother, do it all
Do it all for my brother, do it all
Do it all for my brother, do it all
Do it all for my brother, do it all
[Nathan Explosion]
Enough of this!
We've had as much as we can take...of this 'BROTHER' stuff
We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed