[Charles Foster Offdensen/CFO] We are running out of time You've been trained and you've been primed But before we send you out into the night Accept these gifts, these munitions They will aide your dark missions Use them with your power and your might [Edgar Jomfru] Laser shooting lyric pen Poison dart drum stick Razor wire guitar strings Ba** pick throwing star Hot Topic gift card...that combined with a polymer...will explode [Ishnifus Meaddle] As the Prophecy foretold The Doomstar has been born And you all will be endowed With a power known to none The Dethlights are within you all Waiting to be woken And when the five are united The evil will be broken I know that you doubt yourself But you don't have to worry, cause we believe in you... Oh, they already see you as a leader and you can carry them into glory But it's all up to you, you, you! You may not know you have the power But it's very clear to me!! The closer you are to your brother Then the stronger you will be--!!! [Pickles the Drummer] Let's not use that word 'brother'...it's weird to me (The rest of Dethklok mutters in agreement) [Edgar] How dare you?! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! This is blasphemous, what you say! He is your family, and he is your heart-- [William Murderface] But when you say that, it feels so very gay.. [Edgar] You must understand, that if I had my brother alive The strength that I would have! But you don't; you're all selfish ba*tards And you make me sick to my stomach... Because I do it all for my brother Yes, my heart still burns for you... Oh, I'd wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you But it's too late; You know that it's true [Edgar and Eric Jomfru] I'll live for you, and I'll die for you I'll love for you, and I'll cry for you (Repeat 3x) [Klokateers] Do it all for my brother, do it all Do it all for my brother, do it all Do it all for my brother, do it all Do it all for my brother, do it all [Nathan Explosion] Enough of this! We've had as much as we can take...of this 'BROTHER' stuff We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed