Good morning sir! Could I press you to a fresh crumpet?
I baked them myself just this morning! Please! Come on now!
You want a crumpet... ah yeah - thanks for nothing!
Madam! Madam, can I press you to a crumpet?
I made it myse -!
Yes, yeah, well I know where you live!
And I know what car you drive!
Come buy from the crumpet man
They're bu*tery warm and brown
Oh-oh the crumpet man
Ah, schoolchildren, schoolchildren on your way to school -
you need a good breakfast to set you up for the day, how
about a crumpet? I don't care what your mother said - buy it!
You got lunch money don't you? BUY it!
C - come back here... yeah, well, if you don't want a crumpet,
what do you want? Hm? Maybe you want some of THIS! Maybe that's
what you want! Huh? Huh?!
Come buy from the crumpet man
They're bu*tery warm and brown
Oh-oh the crumpet man
Our brave boys in blue! You want a crumpet don't you? Make a change
from the usual doughnut!
What are you doing to me? No! Please! I just needed to eat, my children
are starving, we can't live on these er, these crumpets! They DISGUST me!
I hate them! I HATE THEM! Where are you taking me? Nooo!