The CamPanulas - Crumpet Vendor! lyrics

Good morning sir! Could I press you to a fresh crumpet? I baked them myself just this morning! Please! Come on now! You want a crumpet... ah yeah - thanks for nothing! Madam! Madam, can I press you to a crumpet? I made it myse -! Yes, yeah, well I know where you live! And I know what car you drive! Come buy from the crumpet man They're bu*tery warm and brown Oh-oh the crumpet man Ah, schoolchildren, schoolchildren on your way to school - you need a good breakfast to set you up for the day, how about a crumpet? I don't care what your mother said - buy it! You got lunch money don't you? BUY it! C - come back here... yeah, well, if you don't want a crumpet, what do you want? Hm? Maybe you want some of THIS! Maybe that's what you want! Huh? Huh?! Come buy from the crumpet man They're bu*tery warm and brown Oh-oh the crumpet man Our brave boys in blue! You want a crumpet don't you? Make a change from the usual doughnut! What are you doing to me? No! Please! I just needed to eat, my children are starving, we can't live on these er, these crumpets! They DISGUST me! I hate them! I HATE THEM! Where are you taking me? Nooo!