[Verse1]
Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God they were ugly children
So you're that little ba*tard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
Till I almost had a weakness
[Verse 2]
Last week Cousin Florence
Bit your Uncle Joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
Said that he looked like the devil
Then she said, "Pa** the vinegar," I'm beginning to think
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
Though I almost had a weakness
[Verse 3]
It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
While I have to tolerate you family j**els
I really mustn't grumble
Cause when I die the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though I almost had a weakness