The Brodsky Quartet - I Almost Had A Weakness lyrics

[Verse1] Thank you for the flowers I threw them on the fire And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed God they were ugly children So you're that little ba*tard of that brother of mine Trying to trick a poor old woman Till I almost had a weakness [Verse 2] Last week Cousin Florence Bit your Uncle Joe Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork Said that he looked like the devil Then she said, "Pa** the vinegar," I'm beginning to think That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it Though I almost had a weakness [Verse 3] It pains me to mention These delicate concerns While I have to tolerate you family j**els I really mustn't grumble Cause when I die the cats and dogs will jump up and down And you little swines will get nothing Though I almost had a weakness