Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer
Last Thursday night in Pittsburgh PA
We played a small bar called the Next Decade
During our show a riot broke out
And from the back of the room I heard a shout
Oh my God the bar's on fire
Someone save the beer
Now at first I thought it was some kind of a joke
The next thing you knew the room was filled with smoke
As the fire started spreading it was getting warm
We were right in the middle of a five alarm
Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer
Outside the club there was quite a scene
With lots of flashing lights and loud sirens
And as the firemen ran into the blazing hell
I thought I heard one of them guys yell
Oh my God the bar's on fire
Someone save the beer
Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer
Truth be known there wasn't much of a fire
Just an A.C. unit with a faulty wire
Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer
Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer
Oh my God the bar is on fire
Someone save the beer