Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer Last Thursday night in Pittsburgh PA We played a small bar called the Next Decade During our show a riot broke out And from the back of the room I heard a shout Oh my God the bar's on fire Someone save the beer Now at first I thought it was some kind of a joke The next thing you knew the room was filled with smoke As the fire started spreading it was getting warm We were right in the middle of a five alarm Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer Outside the club there was quite a scene With lots of flashing lights and loud sirens And as the firemen ran into the blazing hell I thought I heard one of them guys yell Oh my God the bar's on fire Someone save the beer Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer Truth be known there wasn't much of a fire Just an A.C. unit with a faulty wire Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer Oh my God the bar is on fire Someone save the beer