When I was young I used to be
A finer man who e'er ya see
Then President Bush came up to me
Join the US Army
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo
They're lookin for monkeys up the zoo
Says I if Id have a face like you
I'd join the US Army
Sarah Conner baked a cake
It's all for poor slattery's sake
She Threw Meself into the lake
Pretendin' I was barmy
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo
I've made me mind with what to do
I'll work me ticket home to you
And f*ck The US Army
When I lived on to fight away,**
Her wife got in the family way
The only thing that she could say
Was blame the US Army
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo
Me curse upon the labour blue
That took my darlin boy from me
To join the US Army
**Absolutely no idea what is said in this portion**
Sarah Palin buy her way
Her wife got in the family
150 pints away
To save the US Army
** End portion **
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo
I'd made up me mind on what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you
And f*ck the US Army
When I was young I had a twist
For punchin raqi's with me fist
Though I thought I might enlist
And join the US Army
Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo
I'd made up me mind on what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you
And f*ck the US Army
** - Best interpretation I can give