The booze brothers - Us army lyrics

When I was young I used to be A finer man who e'er ya see Then President Bush came up to me Join the US Army Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo They're lookin for monkeys up the zoo Says I if Id have a face like you I'd join the US Army Sarah Conner baked a cake It's all for poor slattery's sake She Threw Meself into the lake Pretendin' I was barmy Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo I've made me mind with what to do I'll work me ticket home to you And f*ck The US Army When I lived on to fight away,** Her wife got in the family way The only thing that she could say Was blame the US Army Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo Me curse upon the labour blue That took my darlin boy from me To join the US Army **Absolutely no idea what is said in this portion** Sarah Palin buy her way Her wife got in the family 150 pints away To save the US Army ** End portion ** Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo I'd made up me mind on what to do I'll work my ticket home to you And f*ck the US Army When I was young I had a twist For punchin raqi's with me fist Though I thought I might enlist And join the US Army Ta-loo ra-loo ra-loo ra-loo I'd made up me mind on what to do I'll work my ticket home to you And f*ck the US Army ** - Best interpretation I can give