k**er tofu!
Fast food feels fuzzy
'Cuz it's made from stuff that's scuzzy
I always thought I was such a nerd
I refuse to touch that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it - wooh!
But it ate you!
Ah ee ooh
k**er tofu
Ee ah ee
Ooh ee ooh
k**er tofu
I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial!
Ee ah ee oh oh
Ee ah ee
If you're feelin' kind of cruddy
Ee ah ee
Just stick right by your buddy
Ee ah ee oh oh
I don't eat
T-t-t-t-t-too much fried food!
Yah!
Ah ee ooh
k**er tofu
Ee ah ee
Ooh ee ooh
k**er tofu