k**er tofu! Fast food feels fuzzy 'Cuz it's made from stuff that's scuzzy I always thought I was such a nerd I refuse to touch that strange bean curd I wouldn't eat it - wooh! But it ate you! Ah ee ooh k**er tofu Ee ah ee Ooh ee ooh k**er tofu I eat my sugar cereal But it makes my teeth bacterial! Ee ah ee oh oh Ee ah ee If you're feelin' kind of cruddy Ee ah ee Just stick right by your buddy Ee ah ee oh oh I don't eat T-t-t-t-t-too much fried food! Yah! Ah ee ooh k**er tofu Ee ah ee Ooh ee ooh k**er tofu